_{That's what I was trying to... [ let it go, buddy. Kuja shakes his head, and sighs a little. ]}

Anyway, if you're so dead set on not being a teller of tales, you at least have to have a kind you like to hear. So you don't like tragedies, you don't like happily-ever-afters.. That's not exactly leaving a lot of room for budge. What is it for you, then? Bittersweet endings?