this is his frog son who he doesn't know he has custody of but it's okay. he's a very good frog.

he has a severe case of rude bastard disease but he will also get up and give his seat on the bus to someone else with zero hesitation. sick with a cold??? he will berate you mercilessly and also make you get in bed and give you cold medicine and a warm drink. he is the world's worst package in existence.