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varian ([personal profile] mastery) wrote in [community profile] buttrinthum 2025-05-14 05:14 am (UTC)

I think I'll just stick to calling.

[ A little chuckle follows the statement. ]

Well, I'm sure you'll be a lot more helpful than the last person I asked to assist me.

[ There's a roll of the eyes, but his expression is bright, and he has a vibrant grin that wavers just a touch as he has to explain that one, ]

He uh, nearly killed the judge of a competition I was in. I mean, not intentionally. See, he fell asleep standing, and then he fell over onto a goat, and the goat kicked a guy, and then his knife went flying.

[ Extremely depressing at the time, still kind of depressing, but in retrospect that part is kind of funny. ]

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