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flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] buttrinthum 2025-05-06 05:24 am (UTC)

THIS IS SICKENING im closing my eyes

Well, yeah? I know this place is kinda high fantasy-esque, but I haven’t heard anything about post-sports human sacrifices. Unless this is the type of competition where you bet your life?

[ what is this supposed to be, the aztec empire? last time he checked this seemed to be closer to narnia or lord of the rings. he thinks there’s a higher chance for a second breakfast than human sacrifice.

but sure, he’ll continue, indulging the hypothetical. ]


It could upset people, you know? If you wanna make yourself into the raid boss for everyone to beat, go ahead, but there’s probably not much we can do to support you. [ this time, he doesn’t bother to ask eren if he’s sure about this or not. the guy ate his dad at 10, he figures a life must be as easy to take as candy from a child.

flat is oddly calm as he continues. eren might notice that the noise has stopped, leaving behind an eerie emptiness. ]


I mean, I won’t stop you if you decide to break someone’s neck or squash them under your foot. But, to me, a life weighs more than the Earth itself, so I think it would be a waste to kill someone for a game.

[ … ]

But! [ his tone is chipper again, the same as before, just like his own voice. ] I know people will just come back after a while, so it’s up to you!

[ the static noise resumes. ]

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