It does roll off the tongue just fine, just seems like such a wild coincidence, though I guess I'd get interested in detective work too, if that were my name!

[Is it weird of him to think that making friends with a detective might make him understand Kiryu better? ... It probably is weird. But Majima is weird.]

Hell, if the adventure calls to me, I'll do it. Could be fun to be a cowboy! But right now, probably not. Thinkin' bout a karaoke bar instead.

Heck of a shame though, someone like you would be a shoe-in for the Goro Pirates. Talk about built like a brick shithouse!