[He guesses two living puppets out of 1000 is still two miracles. Of course they'd wanna make a second after the first.
.... Wait a second, that's crazy. Puppets aren't supposed to be living???]
Huh. So the real life Pinocchio is a little different than the takes we've been told, eh? Go figure. Ain't nothin' ever like it is in the stories.
Awright! Let's get tied up then, and if ya tear off my leg and can't put it back on I'm gonna turn ya into mulch.
[Majima doesn't think actual living puppets would be made of wood, but also he doesn't think they're supposed to exist, so what the hell does he know?]
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.... Wait a second, that's crazy. Puppets aren't supposed to be living???]
Huh. So the real life Pinocchio is a little different than the takes we've been told, eh? Go figure. Ain't nothin' ever like it is in the stories.
Awright! Let's get tied up then, and if ya tear off my leg and can't put it back on I'm gonna turn ya into mulch.
[Majima doesn't think actual living puppets would be made of wood, but also he doesn't think they're supposed to exist, so what the hell does he know?]