[Ah. Majima almost feels bad calling him a nerd now. Almost.]

I see. So ya been asleep fer awhile, and haven't really been able to chill with people yet. That's.... pretty weird, I gotta say. I ain't never met no real-life Pinocchio's, but ya seem like a good enough kid.

Here, I'm pretty hardy, so we can try out a three-legged race, and I'll tell ya if yer gonna pull my leg off. Ya can learn a little about how much strength ya can exert on a body! That's pretty important to makin' friends. I think.

[Majima just avoids friends who can't survive a stab or two normally, but you know. When in Rome(whatever that means).]