[He would be hard-pressed to teach this old dog some new manners anyway, so really this is for the best for everyone! I mean, they can all come listen if they want, Majima loves telling stories.
If they think he's disrupting the peace now, then maybe they shouldn't be uncool nerds!!! Also just be thankful he isn't doing anything destructive!]
Well, it ain't just any old knife, o' course. That's my signature wakizashi, the Demonfire Dagger I've had fer about 4 decades now. A beautiful blade made by a legendary blacksmith, but that's a story fer another time.
But the damn squid grabbed the boat and after I cut off one of the arms it knocked me into the water. And frankly, it was the reason I lost all my memories, so I was pretty pissed at it, so I saw that big ass eye underneath me in the water and just dived in. I was gonna gut it if it was the last thing I did!
.... But it wasn't, and we had fried squid that night, HA! Then my boys even went off n' tried to sell it. I had one of it's spines on a necklace, but I left it at home I guess. A shame, but just as well, a souvenir like that ain't replacable.
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If they think he's disrupting the peace now, then maybe they shouldn't be uncool nerds!!! Also just be thankful he isn't doing anything destructive!]
Well, it ain't just any old knife, o' course. That's my signature wakizashi, the Demonfire Dagger I've had fer about 4 decades now. A beautiful blade made by a legendary blacksmith, but that's a story fer another time.
But the damn squid grabbed the boat and after I cut off one of the arms it knocked me into the water. And frankly, it was the reason I lost all my memories, so I was pretty pissed at it, so I saw that big ass eye underneath me in the water and just dived in. I was gonna gut it if it was the last thing I did!
.... But it wasn't, and we had fried squid that night, HA! Then my boys even went off n' tried to sell it. I had one of it's spines on a necklace, but I left it at home I guess. A shame, but just as well, a souvenir like that ain't replacable.