Well, yer in luck! I'm great at fightin' AND flappin' my gums. I bet I could teach ya a thing or two!

[He looks very proud of himself! A friendly spar isn't his usual since everyone in his universe is so super into throwing down at any minor inconvenience, but it's always appreciated.]

I ain't scared to face any weapons either, though we should probably take this outside, so we don't ruin the fun fer everyone else.